Today, I was walking with my best friend in town when suddenly this guy dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow started circling me singing the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. My friend then proceeded to take of her jacket and underneath was a budget ninja costume shirt. She then put on a ski mask she was hiding. "YOU. YOU NOT ALOUD IN THIS TOWN. THIS MY TOWN." She said this in a chinese impertination. The pirate gasped and tried to kill her with his fake sword. She then made weird movements and he ran away. I asked her who that was and she looked at me with a straight face. "I have no idea." MLIA
allcredits to mlia, and the human who posted this!